Definitions by iamthelazerviking

twos on a bastard 

Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

twos on a bastard by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006

dip and run 

a one night stand. The man dips it in the women then runs off

Michael wants to know if he can dip and run you tonight?

dip and run by iamthelazerviking December 25, 2006

dip and run 

a one night stand. The man dips his dick in her then runs off.

Michael Hill wants to know if he can dip and run you tonight?

dip and run by iamthelazerviking December 24, 2006