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dip and run

a one night stand. The man dips it in the women then runs off

Michael wants to know if he can dip and run you tonight?

by iamthelazerviking December 21, 2006

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dip and run

a one night stand. The man dips his dick in her then runs off.

Michael Hill wants to know if he can dip and run you tonight?

by iamthelazerviking December 21, 2006

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Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.

Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner

by iamthelazerviking December 21, 2006

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