Torcano

Very infrequently occuring semi-natural disaster in which a tornado descends upon an active volcano and hurls the lava about (lavabomb) in a haphazardly manner, thereby exacerbating the situation.

Did you see that tornado that hit Mt. St. Helens while it was erupting? It was definitely a M3 torcano on the Marsh scale.

by Tha Wizz June 10, 2009

Trojan

Someone who wasn't accepted to UCLA.

I hope that someday I don't have to settle for being a Trojan...

by God January 17, 2005

trocksing

trocksing is the downwards spiral of falling in love

i'm trocksing for you.

is he on her?
yeah he's trocksed

by personwhoisme March 1, 2009

Torcation

(n) From a kid's point of view, a vacation where you do things that your parents think are educational and fun, but you think and really torture.

Torcation is vacation where you tour museums, walk from historical landmark to historical landmark in sweltering summer heat, eating weird food in far away lands, etc.

by phatmanparker August 19, 2009

trojanaire

When one has used or collected one million trojan condoms or more, they are a trojanaire.

John bought his one millionth condom today. He is officailly a trojanaire!

by cwmusicfreak69 September 4, 2010

Troast

Truly fancy toast. Usually enjoyed by blond polish girls, large boy and girl cats, and mike.

Hey Mike, I made your favourite; TROAST!

by Brickface365 August 7, 2013

Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

by Fat Goose January 12, 2016