Trail of Fail 

n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.

My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.

Trail of Fail by emoboi0716 December 6, 2009

trail fix 

the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers

BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"

OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."

trail fix by euphemismo July 6, 2011

Trail Mix 

The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.

I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.

Trail Mix by B@lls Deep January 18, 2009

trail of terror 

Ass hair that extends above the pants line.
Similar to the treasure trail, but in the back.

Put a shirt on, no one wants to see your trail of terror

trail of terror by benrk April 6, 2006

Trail Tramp

A woman who hangs out with Jeep Guys, likes to ride in jeeps or is attracted to big 4 wheel drive trucks. usually clothed like a slut, likes to get nailed in the woods, and hangs all over a different guy every weekend or passed around among friends.

did you see that girl with travis?

Yea, she's a real Trail Tramp!

Trail Tramp by jeepguy242 November 21, 2009

Trail of Tears 

The act of unknowingly walking behind someone who is cropdusting such nasty fumes that your eyes begin to water.

- Were you crying?
- Naw, I was just walking the trail of tears behind Big Joey.

Trail of Tears by theoxfordcomma September 2, 2013

Trail Mix 

The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".

Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"

Trail Mix by Oldschooljeep48 April 11, 2013