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Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.
Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.
by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022
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favor trader

Noun.
High class prostitute, dealing mostly with stock market johns or politicians.
Not sure if I want a bullish or bearish favor trader. Do they make a beaverish one?
Favor Trader soaked me for $5K last night but she was worth it!
by technohermit March 3, 2015
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Ego Trader

Ego-Trader
noun (n)

A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.
"Damn, the DC nigga is an Ego Trader. He only has a 200$ portfolio, yet he still larps all day."
by uberlooks June 11, 2022
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Trader Hoes

Your neighborhood hoe store. Cheap and fast.
Let's get to Trader Hoes they have fresh samples.
by That_one_nerdy_ September 9, 2020
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Tradering

When people on Traderie (A trade finder for video games) will not accept your trades or offer on your listings.
No one is tradering me with royale high items!
by Ezria Sahara November 22, 2022
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Cyborg stock traders

Lightning fast emotionless stock or equity traders
The new generation are mainly cyborg stock traders
by 4liberianman September 14, 2022
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Cornershop Trader

A second hand car shop usually run at the person's home and cars sold on Facebook Marketplace, they owners are usually from the middle East and oversell broken cars and advertise online that they are a genuine trader, you will not likely get scammed.
Cornershop refering to the stereotype that most of them run or work in a cornershop.
Nottingham is full of cornershop traders.
by NottinghamLad June 24, 2022
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