Jizz Tissue

A tissue used to catch your jizz on.

"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"

by Jewjewish January 29, 2010

Tisselur

A word used mostly in northern Norway to define a small penis. The word do not directly mean small penis, but it's a cuddle name for the word ''kuk'' or 'pikk'' witch are two words that are as tough and handsome as a canadian lumberjack.

Guy1: hei se tisseluren min! = Hey look at my tisselur!
Guy2: Fan du e næsti! se på kuken min i stedenfor! = oh your gross! Look at my kuk instead!

by Mr. tisselur September 29, 2011

tissue baby

The putting of one's sperm in a tissue after ejaculation instead of using it for the impregnation of a women.

eric is such a waste of life, he should have been a tissue baby.

by smc44 October 8, 2005

tissue

used after jacking off to help clean up cum

fuck, where are the tissues, i have jizz all over my hands

by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006

Tissemand

Danish word for dick, only used by old boring teachers. And by young people to make fun of the old boring teachers.

Tisse = Pee
Mand = Man

Teacher: And then the boy inserts his "tissemand" into the
girl's vagina,

Student: Omg, he's so oooooold.

by Buggez June 5, 2010

Happy Tissues

Tissues in which a male ejaculates rather than blows his nose.

Guy 1- Hey dude, looks like your roomates not getting any.

Guy 2- How do you know?

Guy 1- His trash is full of Happy Tissues

by Wordwizzzard March 4, 2009

tissit

Finnish for tits, boobs, knockers, globes, jugs, fun bags etc.

I'd like to kiss those big tissit!

by pentozali August 10, 2010