Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

Sticking your dick in the fountain by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

Suck my dick from the back

The other definitions are correct, in that this means the man gets on all fours and tucks it between his legs so the other person can suck it. Important to note though, this position puts the sucker’s nose DIRECTLY in your ass so it is usually used dismissively.

“Oh they said that you should clean the kitchen better”
“Eh… they can suck my dick from the back”

Suck my dick from the back by elplatoo April 4, 2026

Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.

Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.

Dick as far as the eye can see by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010

National send a dick pic to the homies week

In the week from April 20-26 the homies have to send AT LEAST ONE dick pic to each other.

Friend 1: *sends friend 2 a dick pic*
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you man?
Friend 1: “it’s national send a dick pic to the homies week man.”
Friend 2: “oh, my bad.” *sends a dick pic back*

National send a dick pic to the homies week by willy1646 April 23, 2020

The ATF Can Suck My Dick 

This is just for the mug

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

The ATF Can Suck My Dick by FuckFuckingFuckBalls May 1, 2022

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good

harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017

the day the sun shines out of my dick 

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

the day the sun shines out of my dick by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007