diddler

one who touches his ding dong or in fancier terms a penis

"that diddler over there is next to my girlfriend"

by anonymous July 17, 2022

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Diddler

Diddler is a newer term coined from P. Diddy, as he had a sexual assault case involving a minor. If you're called a diddler, you're more than likely being compared to P. Diddy, and your current actions are probably illegal or taboo

"I heard Jason got in trouble for sexting a minor..."
"I didn't know he was a diddler!"

by IkeaSquid July 4, 2024

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Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

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diddler's line

Point of no return, where someone's sexual fetishes or preferences become unethical, either by violating the consent of an adult or by violating someone who can not give informed consent.

They had gotten to a point of no return, to cross the diddler's line would mean to violate every ethical norm one could think of.

by Conn Ó Cuinn May 1, 2023

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Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

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