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Trailerpark Skidmark

The Trailerpark Skidmark is a visible mark worn(usually about the neck)by a male or a female to ward off unwanted suitors of the opposite sex (much like the wearing of a ring in more popular cultures). The Trailerpark Skidmark is not your usual hickey by any means. This mark is worn and displayed proudly by the wearer, bragged upon by the issuer, and admired by others in their culture. True love in this cultere is observed when both parties in the relationship are wearing the coveted TrailerPark Skidmark.
You will find this culture displayed mainly in the great white ghettos of america(trailerparks, hence the name).
Approach those wearing the Trailerpark Skidmark with caution. The wearer usually:
1. Is drunk
2. On meth
3. Just got fired from their midnight shift at the local Huddle House
4. Stressed out because their period is late and not sure who the father could be
5. Upset because their Mustang GT or Iroc Z-28 just broke down...again
6. Is "good and fired up" because their baby sister just got knocked up by a black guy
7. Just got into a fist fight with their dad
8. Is the model for White Trash in American Society
9. Is a highschool drop out
10. And finally...JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
1. "Damn Jimbo...look at the shitter on that critter! I wonder if she's got a man?"
"You know she does JD, check out that Trailerpark Skidmark."
by The Original Mr. Collins March 6, 2008
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tailormade

An Australian slang term for a premade cigarette, usually used when your'e feeling too lazy to roll your own
"I am a lazy bastard, can I have one of your tailormades?"
by Draegath March 12, 2003
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Trailer Trash

person with few to zero morals, an aversion to bathing, and an addiction to alcohol. If female, ususally has a few kids with multiple fathers, with a tendancy towards greasy hair and dirty fingernails.
"Stef Vance is such trailer trash, she'll never clean it up."
by Chuckles9129 February 3, 2010
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ring-tailed tooter

That boy's gonna be a ring-tailed tooter!
by Flow Leisurly January 2, 2010
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His Father's Trailer

An erotic sex excursion which involves driving approximately three hours into a desert and engaging in sexual activities inside an abandoned trailer.
"Shit dog, let's go experience his father's trailer!"
by sheeeet January 17, 2009
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trailer trash barbie

a female who lives the "trailer lifestyle", often identifiable by orange or white bleached hair, blue eye shadow, and a fashion sense that is at least 10 years old. however she is under the impression that she is the next paris hilton. you can find her in any alabama or middle georgia bar attempting to purchase a grey goose cosmo with food stamps.
bartnder: look trailer trash barbie, food stamps dont work for alcohol! trailer trash barbie: but all my tricks pay me with food stamps!
by athenap420 August 28, 2008
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trailer queen

This term is used to describe a show car that travels around in a trailer. There are two general types of trailer queens.

1) A car that, for some reason, can't or shouldn't be driven but is still show worthy. For example, some cars are too old to be safe to drive cross-country so they must be trailered.

2) The most common trailer queen can be driven. The owner is ussually so tied up in the status and appearance of his car that he has forgotten the joy of driving it and now hauls it around in a trailer to avoid dirt. These are often painfully shiny with very expensive, detailed painjobs and excess chrome. The owner will wash and polish every part of the car (even the brake pads) before the car goes in the trailer and then again after he parks it at the show. Extreme trailer queens are often hauled around in trailers that are show-worthy themselves.
We had fun driving our cars to the show but that trailer queen is so tied up in making his car extra shiny that he's gonna be polishing the thing until tommarow.
by northendwhitetrash October 16, 2008
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