by Johnnyll July 1, 2022
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by Joon Joon August 27, 2011
Get the package stalking mug.Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
by lifeduzt March 11, 2010
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stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.
ex. what moms do on facebook.
stalking someone to guarantee that no murderers or other people of less-than-honorable intention are.
ex. what moms do on facebook.
person: "why are you hiding in the bushes?"
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."
safe-stalker: "i'm just safe-stalking so that nothing bad happens to you."
by sheepmeeper December 14, 2010
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by bhrome April 6, 2004
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That guy is so hot! Lets stalk him!
She was so stalking me last night, she accidentally liked my profile picture.
She was so stalking me last night, she accidentally liked my profile picture.
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by SHLA June 23, 2011
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