Squid

a fucking badass octopus

person 1- “Leo looks like he’d be an octopus”
person 2- “Nah he’s definitely a squid”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Squid

Someone who is being a big dork, aka a useless ball of jelly. Related to the cartoon Rocket Power

The band geeks are a bunch of squids

by googlebear October 1, 2012

Squid

S tupid
QU ick
I nevitably
D ead

by Greg June 18, 2003

Squid

Squid. Cambridge Massachusetts term to describe a person with expert knowledge often in a esoteric or obscure subject. The term originated in Los Angels as a name for a show off and reckless motorcyclist but appeared to develop independently to mean a person whose vast knowledge may not be fully appreciated by the general public. The term is believed to have traveled to New England via graduate students from southern California. Squid (verb) to become absorbed in an activity. Squid out. Squidger the circular disk used to propel disks in the game of Twidlywinks.

You got to be serious trivia squid on get on Jeopardy

by D. Square December 12, 2008

Squid

a sailor

The clubs are loaded with squids.

by mesoglea November 23, 2002

Squid

95 % of Gixxer "thugs"

That dumbass gixxer rider is wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee. He's gonna rip his skin off when he crashes.

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Squid

A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)

I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.

by Ding Dong Mandolin April 5, 2015