Sanford School

Sanford School, located in Hockessin Delaware, is among one of the small private schools within the Delaware Independent School Conference. While they suffer from their lack of football and terrible spring sports teams, they reign supreme in both boys and girls basketball in the winter; both teams being Delaware state champions in the 2009-2010 season. Fine females and superb academics are some of the positive aspects of the school. Most of the kids enjoy getting shmammered on the weekends and attending other private school festivities. You can catch a lot of them at social events like Point to Point or Professional sporting events. Maybe places like The King of Prussia Mall or fine restaurants like Hibachi for a night out with "the girlies."
However, the school itself is a rumor-infested pit of lies and two-facedness because of the small student population. A single rumor will be known to the entire upper and middle school within the hour.
It is a very calm and tolerable school once one has come to cope with the gayness. Minus the freaks and the weirdos, the kids are normal and respectful and always down for a good time when it comes to it.

-Hey! You go to sanford school?
-Yea yup.
-Woah! Don't you guys fuck shit up in basketball all day every day?
-Yea yup.

-Wurd.

by The Foxxx May 21, 2010

snofro

After you've scraped the snow from the windscreen and windows, the neat patch of snow left on the roof of your car.

My car looks wicked, all blinged up with snow chains and a crucial snofro.

by jwgrooves December 20, 2010

snoreyline

A boring, unimaginative and soporific plot or storyline in a work of fiction. Most frequently applied to cinema or television but applicable to written fiction or drama.

The movie's snoreyline drifted from trite situation to situation with no fresh or clever turns to the plot: boring and predictable.

by Richard Hofheimer February 11, 2009

Snorg

(verb.) When you laugh and grunt at the same time with your mouth open whilst looking like a moron. Its the noise one's suppose to make when they read the funny, witty sayings that are on the Snorg Woman's tee shirts.

Jack: *snorging* "that snorg ladies shirts are funny dude"!

Phillip: "No they arent man. That snorg lady is presumptous to even think so".

by zarreff August 18, 2011

Snorg Tees

An annoying advertisement on the side of Urban Dictionary.com

Dude: I was on urban I saw the most annoying advertisement ever it was called Snorg Tees

Guy: Now way man, thats low.

by Maulermaker April 18, 2011

Sanford

At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .

Man, Biddeford really blows...We should move! I hear Sanford is pretty shitty too!

Dude, I hooked up with this chick in Sanford, and now I've got AIDS.

I parked my car in Sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!

Dude, now that we graduated from Wells High School we should totally move to Sanford!

by kpunx September 7, 2009

snoregasm

Sound or sounds emitted similar to that of a sexual orgasm, but are actually due to extreme boredom, a lack of cognizance of your immediate surroundings and/or a suspension of consciousness.

Yo, that movie caused me to have a major snoregasm!
I snoregasmed my way through that pseudo conversation.

by subversive monkey February 14, 2012