snafu

Situation normal, all fucked up.
A popular bar in Rotherham town centre, usually plays rock music.

You comin' down to SNAFU tonight?

by hXc-kiddo July 8, 2006

SNAFU

SNAFU: To remain unemployed due to a lack of intelligence, motivation and drive. To become a raging, bitter, wife beating alcoholic who gains satisfaction for their pathetic lives by whining and complaining.

Oh man, my dad is a mess! He lost his job and beat the shit out of my mom then he cried to the cops and complained about her cooking the pork and beans too long. He's such a SNAFU!

by Earl Hickey SNAFU General May 16, 2011

snaff

To tease someone by trying to startle them.

Stop trying to snaff me, I won't break.

by Solatiyum June 1, 2007

snaffaglious

snuh-fag-lee-us (adj.)

-Insanely crazy or awesome. Really really really good.

Invented in English class when writing AP style questions. It was used for an answer choice when no other tone words could be thought of.

My computer will be uber snaffaglious once I get another stick of ram and a new graphics card.

by redfalcon February 28, 2005

Snaffle

To take (something) for oneself, typically quickly or without permission.

Peter O'Mahoney had no right to that ball, he's some man for the snaffle.

by shlayter November 18, 2018

snaffle

to steal with a vengeance

i snaffled ur sisters virginity hahahah

by nobbert June 1, 2003

Snaffle

When a cheap bird has a wank in a cheap budget hotel and then wipes her cunt on the curtains afterwards

She was in the Travelodge and had a snaffle.

by Auberginelady May 16, 2019