simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

Biebering

To Bieber.

Beibering (verb) is what happens when our friends leave their Facebooks up (ie on the computer or cellphone) and we go on their page and post a funny status about a celebrity that is usually undesirable, as punishment for leaving their page unattended and vulnerable.

Dude! Scott left his FB page up! Let the Biebering commence!

Scott's Status: Mmmmm... Gimme some of that Bieber... Sexy little thang

by Conundrum08 May 6, 2011

Albanian steering wheel

When three men dutch rudder each other simultaneously.

Yo, I accidentally walked in the house and saw my roommates in the middle of an Albanian steering wheel!

by Thurgard August 23, 2017

steering committee

Group of people who think they are smart and make decisions on things that affect other people even though they don't really understand what they are doing. Usually comprised of corporate manager types...and at least one pretentious Wharton grad who thinks he's the shit because he went to same school as Donald Trump. Fuck Donald Trump.

The assholes in the steering committee really fucked this regional meeting. Like...really fucked it.

by Mr. Boaty McBoatface March 29, 2017

Skewering

When you're giving road head, and the driver runs over a bump in the road, skewering you!

Skewering is the leading cause of throat cancer!

by TheMightyCarlton May 15, 2017

biebering

v. Acting like an entitled low-life while high on drugs.

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You got to stop biebering every weekend. You'll end up in the slammer.

Let me be free! You don't know the pain I've suffered! I grew up in Canada for God's sake!

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2014

Biebering

Making all other male's in the area look lower in ability than you are. Or attracting all the girls to yourself and leaving none for the other males. This can also be referred to as "Pulling a Bieber".

We get it Jack, you can play guitar, drums and bass. Stop Biebering.

by ReesAndCo4 August 24, 2010