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White-Out Shortage

When a guy goes and has sex with someone, but nothin comes out and he ends up firing up blanks because he mastrubated to frequently before having sex.
As a result of jerking off 5 times a day, Simon went through a temporary White-Out Shortage when he had sex with his girl friend.

As a result of this hies girl friend dumped him and he started jerking off 6 times a day. He later sprained his wrist and needed his wrist to be amputated.
by OBAMA FOR THE WIN!!! March 31, 2009
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strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin
Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
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shortcakeable

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.
by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006
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Strawberry Shortcake

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.
My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.
by Damien Maske March 4, 2015
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alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012
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shitwave

When a fucking shitload of people come past you in a group, and plow past you like your not even there.
There was just a shitwave of people that about knocked my ass over when i was walking through the mall.
by Staciesopink January 4, 2005
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Raspberry Shortcake

When one utilizes the unused or used end of a used tampon to stem the flow of a bloody nose obtained during intercourse.
The lesbians were very rough with each other, but a raspberry shortcake allowed the fun to continue.
by Crackbabybasketballlover. June 13, 2012
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