No Shit Sherlock

Someone who believes they always have the answers, a know-it-all. Usually used to insult that person when they make a stupid insight or just repeat what has already been said. Sherlock being a reference to the literary detective sherlock Holmes.

"We should fix this tire."
"Well, if I were you I'd fix the tire."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.

" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"

by zuhazana August 4, 2016

Sherlock Holmes

A handjob in the movie theatres, usually over the pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Can you believe I got a Sherlock Holmes on the second date?!
Guy 2: No shit?! What movie?
Guy 1: Transformers.

by hermies131213 July 16, 2011

john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

Sherlock Hoed

The investigation of said female you are planning to impregnate is a hoe or not!
Important to carry out a Sherlock hoe check before your bang it!

I Sherlock Hoed that bitch before I banged, didn't want no STI or shit!

Did you Sherlock Hoe that hoe before to tapped it son?

by K4njar August 12, 2017

no shit sherlock

used when someone states something very obvious, meaning "well obviously dumbass"

guy 1 - i skipped most of the questions on the exam, i will get a bad mark!!
guy 2 - no shit sherlock

by jiyeung March 31, 2019

sherlock yack

A cartoon show on MondoTV, a French network, which is about a detective yak in a zoo named Sherlock who solves mysteries with his assistant, a stoat named Hermione.

When there's a strange crime in the zoo
And you're looking for a clue

You'll always find him right on track
Sherlock Yack

by Thats16myboi September 16, 2019