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Stettler

place. Canadian town about to shake off its slumber and burst into the twentieth century. The party phone lines are being removed and the coal-fired steam train, filmed in many cowboy flicks and one of the few still in use in the civilized world, is on its last runs.

Mom and pop stores, self-taught hairdressers, and migrant labourer shacks will soon be replaced by fancy corporate establishments, and a name-brand eating place is in the planning stages.

First settled by Cree indians, Stettler was overrun in 1845 by Europeans who thought the area would prosper if they ran the place instead. They were wrong for over a century but discovery of major deposits of shale, sandstone, and fist-sized boulders in 1956 saved the town from absolute desolation as there was a niche use of these products in the concrete yard-novelty industry.

Grain farming and repairing asphalt are pursued locally and The Stettler Groundkeeper is purused avidly.

There are no significant sports teams, high schools, or marching bands but a horse rodeo is held quadrennially on the horse rodeoing grounds

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They make a lot of cowboy movies near Stettler don't they?

Yep. Don't have to change a thing.
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012
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Settle

Settle is a small town in the Yorkshire dales, the majority of the locals are related but still deny being inbred. These people also are born live and die in the town with no hopes and aspirations of life anywhere else. This doesn’t make sense as there is nothing to do in settle whatsoever other than go to the pub or slit your wrists.
I’m from settle you know, at least I’m not from Bentham. They’re a bunch of mutants over there
by TR-2 December 13, 2018
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Settle for Biden

What smart people do
"I hate Trump so I've decided to settle for Biden this election"
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White Settlement

A little town around Ft. Worth, Texas. If you outline the main highways between Ft. Worth and Dallas, you'll see why they call the area "the Big D." (It looks like a big dick) Dallas is the balls and Ft. Worth is the head of the dick. White Settlement lies just within the "shooting area" of the dick head that is Ft. Worth.
Geez Bubba, I never noticed this before I actually looked at a map. It's true. We need to evacuate White Settlement before the storm hits !!!
by ruso September 22, 2005
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Trend setter!

When you are the first to do or have something that everyone else does or has, but not because it is cool. Used in a sarcastic manner.
Ex 1:
Joe: I'm sick.
Josh: I was sick first. Trend setter!

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Joe: I failed that test and now I'm gonna fail out of the class!
Josh: I failed out of that class last semester. Trend setter!
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suttler

A purveyor or manufacturer specializing in historical garments, most often Civil War garments.
I was going to the Gettysburg re-enactment, and had to visit a suttler for the right pair of shoes.
by BillTheTailor January 5, 2006
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settle for biden

A phrase used by uneducated people, who believe that somehow the known Pedophile Joe Biden, is a better presidential candidate than Donald J Trump.
All cops are racist, all men are misogynistic, settle for Biden.
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