Scumming

The post-party art of laying about doing absolutely nothing. Often times, scumming partakes upon ones couch or friend's couch. The only movements are for the necessity of sustenance, flatulence and bodily fluid relief. Usually, scumming follows a bender of some sorts.

1. Lights off, AC on... let the day of scumming commence.
2. Girlfriend -" You have been scumming all fucking day! Let's do something!"
3. Matt - "I can't wait to rage at that party tonight!"
Yogi - "I can't wait to scum and eat Del Taco tomorrow."

by iamfaced October 12, 2012

scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.

I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time

by teveler December 26, 2005

scrumping

The art of getting from A to B purely by means of running through people's property, turning over as much lawn furniture and stealing as many pegs as possible along the way. Est. 2009 in NZ.

I was almost caught scrumping by Mrs Atkinson.

by jimmya October 18, 2012

scrumping

The most rapid of all humping, closely related to porn star fucking.

We was scrumping last night so hard I ran a tear in my shit.

by Nickthehung November 7, 2005

scrumping

the act which blends 'scratching' and 'humping' which is a sexuallly based activity. it can involve 2 or more people and is normally seen as a pleasurable activity. however it must be done in the right manner, scratching too hard can result in unpleasant injuries to the scrotum or other areas, but too soft can make it an awkward encounter of rubbing and meriment.

' i wa scrumping this girl so hard my nail broke'

by joshco95 November 12, 2013

Urban Scrumping

The playful mischievous of stealing cars, car stereos, mobile phones and...erm, children from parked cars.

In the event that the item of choice is an actual car, it must be driven around at high speed, before being left spray painted and on fire beside a railway line.

Yo boyz, we iz gonna go Urban Scrumping laterz.

by Ben March 3, 2005

scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004