Schlipping

When you slip on the toilet seat and shit gets everywhere.

Tanner needs to stop schlipping.

by Refuckingdacted November 5, 2016

Schlompin

Schlompin is the act of "schlompin" to someone, something, or a doing Horrific acts of treachery and treason.

Bro im going to absolutely destroy her so hard bro, just wait im going to be schlompin so hard on her.

by ANUSFOOTPUSSY December 6, 2019

schmokin'

describing weed that is of exceptionally great quality.

"Oh yeah, this bud schmokin' fasho"

by Marica Linn September 10, 2020

Schlapping

The sound emitted by slapping with a slight wet/moist tone to it.

-Hey, What is Sylvia doing in there?
-No clue, Probably having sex, I heard em Schlapping.

by Sir Schlong December 3, 2020

Schmoovin'

How somebody's day is going, how well that person is appreciated at that time of day or event.

Person 1: How's it schmoovin' today bud?

Person 2: Ahh, its pretty rad out here.

by Lmbohh April 28, 2021

Schloopin’

The act of dangling an unlit cigarette out of the corner of your mouth while talking

Of course I’m schloopin’, it’s schloopin’ Saturday

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Schlappin’

Unwanted grabbing of one’s schlong…When you're a closeted Republican but you're alone with a young hot male-staffer and you gotta grab that cock so bad...

“I was sitting at the bar and this dude in a suit wearing an elephant pin just reached over and started Schlappin’ my schlong! Just absolutely pummeled my junk at length”

by Hugh_Jasole March 16, 2023