Schmocker

v. To pogo stick

I liked to schmocker back in the day.

Yo schmockaba todo los dias de niño.

by Jumpee January 20, 2011

schlacker

A girl who sucks dick like a porn star, shes 5’5 and will look you in the eyes while she deepthroats your dick. She has some nice ass titties. N she rides dick like a pro

tod: yeo bro you seen SCHLACKER.
daquan: hell yea im trying to have her give me a piece of that SCHLACKER

by gubghjbh January 26, 2019

schlonger

Someone who likes to whip out their penis or schlong a lot of the time to either impress or disgust everyone around

Guy 1: *Whips out his penis*

Guy 2:"Oh dude he's such a schlonger man that's gross"

Guy 1: "You're just jealous of my schlonger skills"

by Flagellah February 18, 2015

Schlicken

Creating an unwanted situation or problem.

The driver created a problem so he could return early.

Why did numb nuts come back early? He's Schlicken.

by Tomtom123 July 31, 2017

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021

schlock

One who is very hairy and ape like.

One who is prone to scare small children, women, and the elderly.

Schlock scared the woman before molesting her.

by nwblmx May 15, 2003

schlucker

A combination of schlong and sucker. Often used to describe girls that won't go all the way but will give a guy some oral.

guy 1 "hey, you been tagging that new chick of yours yet?"

guy 2 "naw, she's a schlucker"

by kaip March 5, 2004