Schlumped

The state of being so high and/or miserable you’re just mentally tired.

Damn bro I just got dumped and I’m hella schlumped.

by Asshole.1234 May 24, 2018

schtumpy

It literally means alligator. I saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so I assumed he was singing about his damn alligator. Or crocodile. What's the fucking difference?

Kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

by Amelia V. Berkhaus October 13, 2007

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

schlumbohm

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid

My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.

by shakey momo January 7, 2012

Schumering

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017

schumann

one who hula hoops nude to lou bega albums while eating spinach artichoke dip

did you see how many hula hoops and lou bega albums he had, the kid's a total schumann

by beanis%%% August 14, 2009

schlumpkin

when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

I just got done with my schlumpkin

by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004