Schenk Prank

When engaging in intercourse with a man/women, pull out, spit on their back and when they turn around blow your load right in their face. then punch her in the throat and say "This Is A Lovely Tea Party"

"Holy Shit, I know that guy just didn't do a schenk prank to Brett"

by Quik May 15, 2003

Schalk

A tall dark haired man with unrealistic dreams that should be crushed . He tends to do whatever he wants with no regard to others .

Ai ! Schalk has done something stupid again .

by Funkyswan February 8, 2019

schanks

A trendy hangout location during hockey playoff time, where a male and a female converge towards a human waste disposal cubicle.

Guy: "I'm going to Schanks to poop"
Gal: "Did you say poop?"
Guy: "Hell ya I did!"
Gal: "Meet you there"

by DJC April 22, 2005

schanks

an event that occurs every season the calgary flames make the playoffs, in which one young man, lures a young lady into a bathroom stall, by telling her he has to poop, while her response is often, "Can I join you?"

D: hey baby, your so sexy, i gotta poop REAL bad
S: oh my, your making me wet, let me come with you
D: guys or girls?
S: guys
D: Can you make farting noises during?
S: I wouldn't have it any other way
D: This gives me a boner almost as hard as in physics
S: P=MV baby, P=MV

by 2nd Stall on the Right April 24, 2005

Schalk

pronounced skulk - to slice off the top of someones head to expose the brain. Generally used as an act of war but also for medical purposes

doctor - Schalk off his cranium so I can look at his brainium

by zeichnicht February 4, 2010

scanker

Pure mingin bastard not one you would want to socialise with.

The scanker spat in my face when I sacked him.

by Shadow October 12, 2004

schwanked

Extremely high spirits leading to intoxication from drugs or alcohol; exhilarated or confused by alcohol; crunked; blizted

We are going to get so schwanked on spring break!!!!

by Trista February 21, 2005