The Elvis Presley

When your girlfriend is hungry but you want a blowjob.

You mash a banana in a jar of peanut butter, proceed to stir it around with your penis.

You then use your penis to spread it across her face like a butter knife. This should satisfy both your needs at once.

Kaley: I'm hungry ...
Jacob: I want a blowjob. Give me that jar of peanut butter and a banana.
Kaley: What?
Jacob: You're getting the Elvis Presley, Beeoch, I hope you don't have a peanut allergy.

by Nothern Ginger Attack Monkey April 11, 2009

Presley

she TRYS to be popular but in reality no one likes her. she thinks she is the best and she can not live without a boyfriend. she is always fighting with someone and always thinks she is right abt everything. so also will try to split friendships up because she wants to be close with the other. overall she ain’t trust worthy and not a good friend

never be friends with a presley

by therealthing_123 April 24, 2020

Presley

A gay girl who doesn't know how to read and has no friends

You see that girl she's a presley

by Crazyghost October 23, 2018

Presley Hembree

She is hot, funny, and very smart. She will make you fall for her in a heart beat. She thinks that she is flat and ugly, but inside she knows she is thicc and hot.

Did you see how cute Presley Hembree was lookin at softball practice.

by Cute girls at ACS September 18, 2020

Tugboat Presley

Handjob. Another way of disguising the act of a handjob. Slang.

I was tryin ta get a Beejer but she let me off wit a Tugboat Presley

by Ian Danger February 6, 2007

Presley

Presley, presley is the best girl you will ever meet. She is so Beautiful and crazy silly. She has it rough At home but doesn’t show it she try’s to make everyone laugh and cheer them up. She is a little freaky, once she likes somone she doesn’t show it she is supper shy in a cute way usually has green eyes Andrew light hair.

Amazing girl Presley

By Ryan

by Ryan nfl March 30, 2019

Presley

A kind, amazing guy. Sub to Mystic Edits. Always lucky.

You're Such a Presley
Your as kind as a Presley

by Presley <-- Real April 10, 2019