Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.

A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.

by DiscoDuckie August 01, 2011

potty chop

having pure short as fuck hair, ear level,
basically place a potty on your heed, and cut round it, u will then be a potty chop.
also known as a bowl cut.

have u seen that girls new hair cut, she had a potty chop and a half.

by madmowitdapottychop March 18, 2009

porter potty

The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.

"Ah man if i dont tell coach i gotta let one loose i may get a hershey surprise on the field"

by Meech March 29, 2005

potty trots

A case of diarrhea; slang for pain in pelvic areas and diarrhea

I was guarding the safe until i got the potty trots.

by Artman201 August 16, 2011

squatty potty

A stool for a better stool!

Did you get the new squatty potty?

by ajcollins15 December 04, 2015

perfectly potty

(Chiefly British English)
1. Crazy, Utterly ridiculous, philosophically disjointed
-or depending on vocal inflection:
2. Delightfully silly

"(To start a new religion) you have to be a person of the type who gets (satisfaction) making people believe something they would have regarded as perfectly potty before meeting you."

Here's a literary example:
"Speaking of ‘lectricity…have this clock and it’s run slow for two years and all of a sudden, whacko, it runs on time. Now I wouldn’t a thought a thing, but Rigby said same thing happened to him. It’s as if they upped the voltage or something.

Darling, you’re perfectly potty."

-excerpt from "Hand Do Lie" by Laureen Vonnegut

by Bitter Blackale September 30, 2013

Potty humor

Joke, or a humorous statement, relative to shit, defecation, urination or anything that relates to the toilet.

I was full of sh*t, but I just went to the toilet and took it all out - that's an example of a very poorly constructed potty humor joke.

by MajuiF April 19, 2011