PMS

You all have it all wrong...PMS only stands for one thing...Putting up with Mens Shit...and thats a 24/7 thing...and this true definition that is a year round event!

Girl, my man is being a pain again...and he doesnt understand why I get mad and freak out on him about it...and now I have PMS...AGAIN!!

by hammergirl001 January 23, 2008

PMs

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.

Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.

by Ralph March 23, 2005

PMS

Acronym: Protesting Male Stupidity.

The Metoo movement is a PMS to Donald Chump.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 27, 2018

PMS

Pissed at Men Syndrome

Boy: hey

Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Boy: wtf did i do? youre PMS-ing

Girl: im sorry i love you!

Boy: i love you too

Girl: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH!

by TheUsual3 April 24, 2010

pms

period mood swings
when girls have there periods and get all moody

that girl is deffanatly pmsing

by chrissy March 02, 2005

PMS

The reason why a girl is in a really bad mood or upset. <<< guy's definition and it's WRONG!!!

Girl: Shut up Mike, why do you have to be such a dick?
Mike: Do you have PMS or something?
Girl: Dammit! Forget i even asked!
Mike: It's PMS isn't it?
Girl: No you fucking loser!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

PMS

The mythological belief that before menstruation women all act exactly alike (i.e. all women become evil or irrational). The myth has its roots in reality. Prior to menstruation women may have mood changes due to hormonal imbalance and in reaction to physical discomfort. The myth that all women become other-worldly beings is a result of inherent sexism within society and the male of the species' jealousy of the female's ability to give birth.

Woman: "I am a monster."
Man: "You must be PMSing."

by jenlight January 24, 2008