Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.

by vander-dale May 17, 2009

peterised

Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.

"I'm a fuck you once, then i'm a fuck you twice, then i'm a peterise you bitch"
"Did you hear the girl over the road got peterised the last night"

by Makelele4 April 27, 2008

peter'd

When someone (usually a friend) convinces you that you you are attracted to someone else by continuously telling you that you like them. After weeks (days, if the friend is an extremely good peter-er) of constant bombardment, you start to believe it yourself and by then, you actually do like the person.

Peter: Dude, you like her.
Matthew: NO I DONT.
Peter: Dude you totally like her.
Matthew: Holy shit, i do.

Peter: Peter'd!

by kobe2411 August 26, 2010

peter couture

only the most toolest of them all. drives a nissan 350z and rocks the sick faux. wears only v-necks/ flannels. goes to parties with his bros like he owns it. mostly hated by people that want to have his life (including bitches). Can be sweet at times but only when he's trying to get it in with bitches he cant get. favorite words to use; "sick bro" and obvi".

(At a party)
peter: yo what up?

girl: Heyy

peter: you're hot as fuck and you have some pretty eyes whats your name?

girl: fuck off peter couture you're tool bag.

by poop stain 1017 October 2, 2011

peter lim

TWO WORDS. HUGE DICKKK!!!!!!

Peter lim is a hot and sexy guy.

by MIKE I WAN U February 12, 2018

Spieling Peter

aka the CUTEST and most ADORABLE Peter Pan to ever walk this Earth, working at Disney Parks. No girl is able to resist his charm and childish wit, not to mention those gorgeous blue eyes. He is the definition of Ungghhhh.

I went to Disney world and I saw "Spieling Peter!" He even crowed for me!

by banananutmuffins12345 May 13, 2011

peterick

A slash pairing between Pete and Patrick from Fall Out Boy. As some people seem to think that the two are an item.

Person 1: I love when Pete kisses Patrick on the neck at shows.

Person 2: Im not so much into the Peterick, i think Pete and Mikey is way cuter.

by Catrine January 11, 2008