Amish Fucking Patel

The God of Chaos. He is entropy at its finest most purest form. He cannot be beaten, only joined. You must blindly follow his path by acquiescing to the realm of life involving the most volatile and unyielding form of anarchy. There is no other choice. Resistance is futile.

I am Amish Fucking Patel

by Thewentzwagon November 23, 2018

paedophile

Kiddie fiddler - usually linked to primary school education

Alan Jackson loved his job, because he could watch the six year-olds changing for gym

by Ian Jackson December 11, 2003

new patek

The greatest song lil uzi vert has ever made.

Guy 1:have you heard new patek

Guy 2: yeah man, that songs fire

by Savage X March 20, 2019

patent

Obvious; plain; self-evident.

- George W. protects the freedom and liberty of America.
- You do realize that's patent bullshit, don't you.

by PoopyPoo May 20, 2005

touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008

paedophile

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure

1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.

by urbankhaos May 17, 2003

paedophile

A Paedophile is also known as Pedo Paedo Paedophile or Kiddie Fiddler

It's common in Britian to say Nonce

Definition: You

Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!

by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020