Parker

Yeah I’m pretty cool.

Parker fan: Damn, he’s pretty cool...

by ParkerOfficial August 01, 2019

Parker

Can be a massive retarded person. Can be annoying and moves too fast in relationships . If i was you id never date a parker.

Girl 1: Who was that guy you just broke up with?
Girl 2: Oh thats parker hes retarded.

by kittykat200 April 11, 2019

parkering

When a bro puts a girl first. Doesn't abide by 'bros before hoes'

"is he really bailing on us?"
"Yeah, he's parkering us tonight. Fuck him"

by YellowStoned November 27, 2016

Parker

A fucking cancerous person who literally fucks your day right in the ass.

WOW !that kid is a fucking parker , always being annoying and shit.

by Linksor February 08, 2016

Parker

A fucking greedy, annoying, dumb ass bitch who’s life has no significance

Bruh I fucking hate Parker isn’t she such a fucking greedy ass prick

by Katana gang January 21, 2019

Parker

A goofy name

Boy that Parker sure has a goofy name

by Ohdale July 13, 2017

parkers

Pain in the ass people who park their carts in the grocery aisle and talk, getting in everyone's way. Especially annoying to employees trying to stock that area.

Damn, I wish those parkers would get out of the way so I can get these potatoes filled.

by kkat:) April 03, 2011