CRAZY events happen so much that people who hear go
"ONLY RENÉE!!!"
As with most things in "Renée's" life, there are situations she walks into, that make people laugh when they hear about them, as if she telling some kind of joke. The thing is, it's the furthest thing from a laugh... ironic and unbelievable as they may sound, they are true accounts of her life. They may seem to be quite fictional and maybe even funny when You hear about them... just try to remember they are serious as a heart attack for her! They've come very close to taking her life!
"ONLY RENÉE!!!"
As with most things in "Renée's" life, there are situations she walks into, that make people laugh when they hear about them, as if she telling some kind of joke. The thing is, it's the furthest thing from a laugh... ironic and unbelievable as they may sound, they are true accounts of her life. They may seem to be quite fictional and maybe even funny when You hear about them... just try to remember they are serious as a heart attack for her! They've come very close to taking her life!
"YO, Did you hear what happened?"
"Nah... what?"
"Dude, Renée was walking in from her car in the parking lot for her shift at Lowe's (Home Improvement), and just as she was about to reach the fire lane, right outside the main entrance, dude, SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR ... being driven...
Get this....
By the LOSS PREVENTION MANAGER (LP/Safety) of the store!!!!"
"WTF...? Are you serious...?"
"Dead serious man... yo I swear... Only Renée !"
"Nah... what?"
"Dude, Renée was walking in from her car in the parking lot for her shift at Lowe's (Home Improvement), and just as she was about to reach the fire lane, right outside the main entrance, dude, SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR ... being driven...
Get this....
By the LOSS PREVENTION MANAGER (LP/Safety) of the store!!!!"
"WTF...? Are you serious...?"
"Dead serious man... yo I swear... Only Renée !"
by ReneeTheG March 21, 2017
Get the Only Renéemug. by Theo Banks June 20, 2021
Get the Only-mansmug. by WhAcK mAsTeR November 23, 2009
Get the It's only fairmug. The Term became popular in United States by a random kid saying it. Only on Wednesdays means that it only happens on Wednesdays.
by OnlyOnWednesdays November 13, 2012
Get the Only on Wednesdaysmug. The meaning "only in Ohio" means that a specific type of thing only occurs in Ohio.
Something abnormal that would only be believed to occur in Ohio
Something abnormal that would only be believed to occur in Ohio
by Ohio slang November 7, 2022
Get the Only in Ohiomug. funny vine
When you ask your friend for some icecream and he says "Only a spoonfull" he expects you take a spoon the size of a average spoon. Except is it your turn to bamboozle him with taking a abnormaly large spoon and eating all his beloved icecream. Quite a nasty trick!
When you ask your friend for some icecream and he says "Only a spoonfull" he expects you take a spoon the size of a average spoon. Except is it your turn to bamboozle him with taking a abnormaly large spoon and eating all his beloved icecream. Quite a nasty trick!
Person 1: Can i get some icecream?
Person 2: Only a spoonfull man.
Person 1: (taking a abnormaly large spoon from behind its back and making a funny face)
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!
Person 2: Only a spoonfull man.
Person 1: (taking a abnormaly large spoon from behind its back and making a funny face)
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOO!!
by snakebro04 April 22, 2020
Get the Only a spoonfullmug. by WorldwideARMY June 19, 2018
Get the The Only Godsmug.