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Unidentified Fat Object 

Can be defined as someone so large they make the ground rumble with every footstep; there so gross they make you wanna piss on them.
Is that an earthquake? No it’s just another Unidentified Fat Object walking down the stairs. Ohhh right

Null Object

Null Object is an electronic music producer from Sydney Australia who is sighted as making music like no one else on earth.

It is believed through ceremonial aboriginal rituals he performs, the spirits of the Sky Heroes initiate all creative input, where he becomes a medium to the Dreaming.

No clear genre can be associated to his works and often listeners are left disturbed and bewildered, becoming socially inverted and disconnected.

In 1998 after a live performance in 61 Regent St Sydney it is claimed the audience were rendered completely silent for 4 hours after an invocation of the Yolngu Law Dog spirit.

People have reported poltergeist activity whilst listening to recordings and it has been recommended to not listen with headphones.

Examples of his work can be found on many mediums but mostly vinyl and examples exist on YouTube, Discogs and Sound Cloud.
Smart Person: "Whacha listening to on ya Ipod?"
Dumb Person: "Null Object's I saw Machines But I Heard Monsters."
Smart Person: I gotta go mate - I don't need that shit in my life."
Dumb Person: "What Shit?"
Smart Person: "You'll see."
Null Object by Spirit Walker March 25, 2010

sex object 

someone who is used by another person just for sex. Nothing more and nothing less.
matt: what ya up too?
courtney: nothing
matt: wanna have sex?
courtney: ok, now?
matt: ya
courtney: be right over
sex object by charlie April 11, 2005

female sex object 

a person that men look to only as someone they would like to have sex with

Teh object thingy 

Something you see in YouTube usernames often. Pretty annoying.
Person 1: Hello Person 2, i'm Person 1 teh object thingy!
Person 2: ew get the fuck out of my face.

smallest object in the world 

The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina
Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world
Person 2 “what u could see it”