Nursery rhymes

Written by the greatest psychos in history, whom are praised to be the greates authors in history, Nursery rhymes will do one of the following to your kid.

A. Turn your kid into a psycho
B. Tramatize your kid for life

Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between Nursery rhymes, and a rated R movie.

Nursery rhymes have a dark history, like the baby that fell out of the tree, or the reference to the black death, very child friendly (Sarcasm)

by Xfdsjvstvzrgxz December 26, 2018

dirty nurse

when a girl (the nurse) sticks her finger (the thermometer) in your ass, then pulls it out and puts it in her mouth to see if you have a fever.

I wasn't feeling well, so the bitch gave me a dirty nurse to see what was up. Turns out everything was cool.

by TZ January 7, 2005

male nurse

Male nurse RN is a male who goes to RN school and realizes they are much smarter than the average Joe who takes a 6 month EMT-P course and thinks they are an MD. The male nurse knows their scope of practice and can function independently as a professional in the Health care relm. Also, in order to be a male nurse you must have Balls! Unlike female RN's who do not have testicles but intestinal fortitude much more so than the Paramedic with the 6 month education who is a "want a be" practitioner...

The male nurse RN proves the fact the more math and science you know the more money you make!!! Most work in the ICU,OR, ER and as contractors...... Plus pull extra shifts and can life the morbidly obese with no problem....

Yo! My boy is a male nurse RN who is pullin way more duckets than my goofy friend who rides around in the hood for $7.00 an hour as a paramedic.....

by oadohfohoafh April 4, 2010

Norse

An insult for someone who is just generally an idiot.

Originating from Birmingham in the UK

"Omigod, Mary Kate Olsen is such a norse"

Girl 1: "She asked me how to spell orange!"
Girl 2: "What a norse"

by E Crawford May 16, 2009

nursely

Acting in a caring, nurturing manner. Acting as a nurse.

Jo was very nursely when I came in with a boo-boo on my knee.

by Booyeeah May 29, 2008

Desk nurse

A new breed of nurse who wants to make a nurse's salary but not really have contact with any patients. They go right into management or something that involves not touching a patient. They despise bodily fluids, lifting, pills, call lights and anything that makes them sweat. They love paperwork and making themselves look intelligent and important. And they always complain that their back hurts, but God knows from what we don't know...

Florence Nightingale was a "hands on" nurse who cared for people, not a "desk nurse"

by Nurseman June 10, 2013

wet nurse

To take extra special care of someone sick or injured and also drunk. Even though the name sounds suggestive is not something inherently sexual.

I got tore up from the floor up on Fundador and Rose wet nursed me all through the night.

by Ryo Ohki May 31, 2005