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overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.
it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.
by Phil January 30, 2005
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drinking your own urine while on ecstasy, meth,ketamine,mushrooms,acid to prolong the experience. drinking another person's urine scores you +10 crackhead points.
Ecstasy is rapidly broken down by the liver but about 60% enters the urine unchanged. The urine could be drunk to recycle it, in the same way that Siberian tribesmen drink each other's urine after eating magic mushrooms. This is known in most circles as 'desperate'
by theinfamous84 December 9, 2008
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Driven to or resulting from the loss of hope; rash or violent because of despair;despairing: arising from or marked by despair or loss of hope; having a great desire,need,etc.;offering so little chance as for improvement, as to cause despair; extremely dangerous or serious; extreme; drastic;{Archaic}despairing; without hope
a desperate criminal; "a despairing view of the world situation"; "the last despairing plea of the condemned criminal";"a desperate cry for help";"helpless and desperate--as if at the end of his tether";"her desperate screams";"desperate for affection"; "a desperate illness";"in desperate need";"The Republicans are more desperate than ever."
by Maurice B Thomas August 30, 2006
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Desperate is when someone won't stop asking for inappropriate stuff and just doesn't give up
Desperate: Harry bindo
by Desperate November 7, 2014
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Desperate girls

This girl is that one girl, who is "pretty" but honestly isn't. She tried. She will always be the friend of the one girl who never fit in. She is ALWAYS going around dating boy #1, then girl #4, then some random ass dude, then back to Boy #1 and back to girl #4, every guy she can find has to be that desperate to date her. They complain about how he broke up on the day of their one month, but were never dating or something. STAY AWAY from these. More names can vary.
They will call or text you until you reply or answer, if you do answer her text or call, she's just talking to you because she's bored. She hangs out with other people, talking trash about people, but when they say things about her, it's the beginning of world war two. Careful, those girls can be dangerous.
Person A: "Oh, that girl is dating him again? big deal. It's the third time this month."
Person B: "No, seventh."
Person A: "O-Oh. I see."
Person B: "You realize she's desperate, right?"
Person A: "Well, it's the seventh time this month so hell yeah she's desperate."
Desperate girls date anyone they can.
by Aesthetic babe December 23, 2019
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desperate housewives

the worst show on this planet. its a sick show about suburban women who don't work at all, have loyal and hard working husbands who give them everything from big houses to jewelry, but what do they do? the stab them in the back and have sexual affairs with other schmucks.
person 1: hey man where you able to catch that episode of desperate housewives last night?

person 2: nope sorry i don't watch that shit.
by ik3 March 25, 2011
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