Murphy Law

"When something can go wrong, it will go wrong"
- Murphy

I missed my date beaucse of the fucking Murphy Law

by Boy Bros May 12, 2004

eddie murphy

When your taking a shit, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like Eddie's career).

*splash* Ooh...Eddie Murphy!

by SurferX May 27, 2008

Murphy

The best guy you will ever meet. A Murphy is often overlooked. But simply put, he is a king among men. He will gladly give you the shirt off his back and ask for nothing in return. He is a lover and not a fighter. He'll defend what is right and your honor. A kindred spirit. Ridiculously good looking. Kind hearted. Hard working.

I'm lucky to have a Murphy as a co-worker.

by Djlover November 12, 2013

Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

by DJ Nipslip July 16, 2021

Harry Murphy

Where you climb on top, do absolutely nothing and prematurely get off. Named after the Murphy of Newtown. Aka the "Yawning Position."

Girl: "You're really lame in bed."
Guy: "No, I'm just doing the Harry Murphy!"
Girl: "Great.. I've heard of that. Does that mean you're going to prematurely get off too?"
Guy: "Yeah baby, just like the Murphy of Newtown."

by WomenofNewtown July 13, 2012

Cole Murphy

A boy who a girl fell for and then when she confessed her love for him replied with Ok!!!!

I cannot believe Cole Murphy only responded with Ok!!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

Jack Murphy

Jack Murphy is the kind of guy that says he will chin wag your mum, but all he does is play with cocks on his ranch. He thinks he owns the place, but all he owns is a Mitsubishi triton.

Jack Murphy can take a hydraulic suck on a big fury testicle sack...
Go fuck yourself Murphy.

by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND February 26, 2022