Female ejaculation on a males private parts.
Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.
Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.
When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.
Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.
When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!
by Bama mama November 4, 2007
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Get the Pewber Mulch mug.Similar to The Big Large. An emphatic way to say "that sucks" or "that's bad". When something is The Big Mulch, it's extremely terrible.
Things that are The Big Mulch are more terrible than The Big Large.
Things that are The Big Mulch are more terrible than The Big Large.
Person 1: "Man, history class surpasses the ranks of The Big Large. History Class is The Big Mulch."
Person 2: "Wow dude it's really that bad? To call something The Big Mulch is a pretty big offence"
Person 1: "Trust me dude, school in general and ESPECIALLY HISTORY CLASS is The Big Mulch"
Person 2: "Wow dude it's really that bad? To call something The Big Mulch is a pretty big offence"
Person 1: "Trust me dude, school in general and ESPECIALLY HISTORY CLASS is The Big Mulch"
by Mr.Glub November 27, 2018
Get the The Big Mulch mug.Ass mulch is a sticky brown substance excreted from the anus. Once excreted it is placed outside in direct sunlight to cake in the heat. The resulting odor can be smelled from a distance of over ten metres and anyone within that radius when the ass mulch is 'Fully caked' will suffer from death. The texture after cooking willm be crispy and crusty like batter on a fish but shit. It can be consumed, but if you want to feel like someone shoved gravel down you throat while dumping in you mouth, be my guest, however the taste has been know to resemble compost mixed with raw sewage and bassil.
There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
Alex: OM MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!? IT MADE MY NOSE BLEED ITS THAT BAD!!!!!
Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
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