Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"

by Mathieuson February 18, 2008

Mortesque

Mor-tes-que (adj)

In a sense, deadly, deathly, or with a ghastly feeling.

The zombies crept along the ground in a mortesque fashion.

by Kyle Gerhardt March 31, 2006

moremonger

1. an individual with a preoccupation of discovering and obtaining an increasing collection of material goods. Motivation ranges from simple greed to an appreciation of the intrinsic value of particular items.

2. an individual with an unhealthy obsession of being the first to discover, obtain, and collect.

He waited in line all night with the other moremongers for the midnight release of the album.

by welldunn February 2, 2010

mortel

a hot vampire that's a sweetheart (also causes pain)

Misha: "What was it like being human for a week?"

Mortel: "It was disappointing because I didn't get to try Royce's pastries."

by telcat otp October 31, 2013

Mortimazed

A combination of horror and wonder.

She was mortimazed at what she saw two hours into her Pornhub search.

by Problem Like Maria November 29, 2018

Montem

Montem is a streamer that streams Skittle Mc. He is shorter than Lil Pump (4 foot 2). He is a ginger but rejects it. He is so buff and can bench press even an elephant. Overall nice guy, just very short.

Zinx: Hey Montem!
Montem: Yo Zinx!
Zinx: Hey man you aren't looking high enough to see my face.
Montem: Oh! Sorry about that!

by oskeer December 29, 2019

Morternoon

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.

Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)

by fharper August 27, 2021