Montreal Meat Spoon

When two people are making sweet love and the man cums inside the woman (preferrably a contortionist or experienced stripper). Then the woman will lie on her back with her legs over her head attempting to have the cum drizzle into her mouth. Although this practice is not commonly enacted, it does spice up things in the bedroom.

Brian:"Oh man you know Celeste from the strip club?"

Patrick:"Oh yeah man she is wild."

Brian:"Yeah man last night she did the Montreal Meat Spoon. Its much more exciting in person."

by Flyhunter June 13, 2009

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montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

by gimme the money December 8, 2015

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Montreal Muppet

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog

My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.

by Nick Pee March 22, 2019

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Montrose, PA

Basically Montrose is just some tiny town like 20 minutes South of actual Hell on Earth (aka Binghamton NY). The town is full of old bastards with beer bellies and 16 year old stoners who will literally go nowhere in life. The Montrose School District is also so freaking large in radius, it can take over an hour to get to a friend's house in the district. To make the school district even worse, tey usually win about two football games a season. Going to Montrose is one hell of a gamble, mostly because you'll either feel the urge to buy a pair of hunting boots you'll NEVER use, or you'll be baked like a f*cking cake and youll end up moving to Montrose, therefore ruining your life. Don't worry though, Montrose is so small you'd miss it if you weren't paying attention. Basically, just stay the f*ck away from Montrose!

God, I have to go see my family that lives in Montrose, PA
Well, since you'll be there, can you find me some good drugs?

by fudpucker9.5 January 3, 2017

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Montreal Canadiens

The team in the NHL with the greatest backing from the LGBT community. Mostly thanks to Montreal having one of the largest homosexual/transvestite communities in North America.
Montreal is by far the most hated team outside of Queerbec, because of their affiliation with French-Canadien culture.
AKA the Habs as in "Hab out some butt sex?"

#1: I heard the Montreal Canadiens are playing tonight.
#2: I'll see you at the gay bar to party then.

by minkmcfeeget September 19, 2009

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