Matchables

Matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together...ie getting totally fucked hahaha

well lets go to highland and look for some ppl with matchables

by Nikko And Sam July 19, 2003

Throw the match

To deliberately lose a game or fight. It may be when one could've won, but wanted their opponent to score. Or it may occur when one suspects that their loss is inevitable.

The track star helped the injured, opponent runner cross the finish line. He has great character to throw the match of a national championship race.

by Justanotherpetal May 25, 2017

Match

A term referred to putting in an equal amount of weed to the rest of the people in your smoking group. In other words, if Pip throws in a nug of kine bud, Dudeman has to match the same amount of weed that was put in.

Hey Pip, wanna match up with me after school bro?

by Dudeman December 8, 2003

Mitch Hedberg

A comedian who happened to be the funniest person ever to walk the earth. Died earlier this year...and the world has been unfunny ever since. He was about to to a special on HBO that would have been fuckin' awesome...but now...it will never happen. Go figure...everyone who ever does something good for the world dies before they hit 30.

"I got a ant farm...them little bastards didn't grow shit." ~Mitch Hedberg~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

Mitch and Murray

Your boss who controls remotely and capriciously your income, career, and future. From David Mamet's play Glengarry Glenn Ross.

"I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy."

by Big Steve May 9, 2006

Mitchell

A strawberry/sandy blonde. A rare breed. He’s always going to make you laugh even during the hardest times, he will take care of you when youre sick, he has the patience of a saint, he’s logical but doesnt see things in only black and white and he’s someone you can call your best friend. If you fall in love with this kind of Mitchell, just know you arent getting someone who is “perfect” but someone that will only ever try to change for the better. The best thing about him is that he is so comfortable in his own skin that he isnt afraid to express his femininity. He’s a plant, an animal and Lebron lover. He’s loyal, honest and trustworthy. Love for him does not come easy but if youre the right person for him, he will express it in 101 different ways and show no signs of giving up on you. When youre around this kind of Mitchell you feel special, like youre the only person in the world. He is always going to be your cheerleader through any decisions you make and when youre as impulsive as I can be, this is a very adoring trait! There are endless amazing things you could say about this kind of Mitchell as there is no 1 word to fully incapsulate what type of person he is. So I will leave you with this, you will know once you have found this person and at first it won’t be easy, but do not give up on him. He will always try. He may not get it right the first time but he will always try. Putting in the time and effort to be with him will only ever gift you a lifetime of joyfulness.

If I can’t date Danny DeVito, Drew Barrymore or Ryan Reynolds, dating Mitchell is the next best thing

by CJDaDJ June 25, 2023