Microwave bomb

When your microwaving something and you try to get a bunch of stuff done before the beep goes off and if you cant make it back in time you jump behind the couch because in your mind it will explode at the beep.

Roomie: Dude why does the microwave always say :01 I always have to reset it to cook stuff.

Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.

Roomie: ........

Me: .........

by bennyhaha February 4, 2010

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microwaved pizza

A friend with benefits. Comes from episode 14, season 3 of House M.D.

Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.

Jannet: Greg, will you be my microwaved pizza?
Greg: I thought you'd never ask.

by ojiru March 25, 2008

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Reverse Microwave

A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.

Dude, I reverse microwaved that girl. My dick got frostbite.

by diddydubs November 1, 2011

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Microwave

A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.

3 gang members were microwaved in the park yesterday.

by JoeCast August 6, 2011

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