A dry, desert place in Texas that is big on oil. Has one mall and some things to do scattered around the city. Big on sports. But it is by far not a rural place. It is a nice city to be raised in for little ones, but not one you want to stay in forever.
Crih: Hey, you want to hang out at my place or the mall today?
Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?
Crih: Idk...
Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
Hsu: Yeah, what else is there to do?
Crih: Idk...
Hsu: Yep, thats Midland
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Taken from the character Bruce Willis portrays in the Die Hard films.
Taken from the character Bruce Willis portrays in the Die Hard films.
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