Michelle

A woman who towers over mortal men. She can crush a man's head if she squeezes her powerful thighs together. She also has a vagina that feels so superb, she can command a man's orgasm any time she wishes.

Last nite I was with a Michelle. She left me dehydrated, exhausted, and in a complete state of nirvana.

by BigGunt February 12, 2026

michelly and robyn

michelly and robyn are really beautiful best friends. they are very good ppl to be friends with, if you have either of them in your life, you’ve been blessed. they are really funny and deserve the world as they’re sooo amazing

person: is that michelly and robyn?
me: yes that is them, i wish i had a friendship like theirs.

by caramel&chocolate March 8, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all and getting nothing then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict, and my aunt Michelled me

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michelled

Trying to take it all then losing it all. Then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict then my aunt michelled me.

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

The Michelle way

1. When presented with a task the may require finesse with a precession screw driver, delivery repeated blows to fastener with nearest blunt object.

2. To convince something into place with suggesting taps of a balled fist, hip or foot.

How did you get your big hand in that little glove? I used the Michelle way.

by Sir Phillip the stout March 5, 2026

Dirty Michelle

When you join your local ywca for a spot on the swim team, only to find out they practice in a pool full of cocks, in which you master the breast stroke, winning the gold in the olympics

Due to doing dirty michelles', I was able to go for the gold!!!!!!

by BilboSaggins August 13, 2025