Mathis B.

A Mathis B. is an autistic child who survived a radioactive explosion. Mathis will stare at you intensely for hours while licking his lips voraciously. Avoid him at all costs, he will follow you everywhere becoming an inconvenience to a parasite.

Example 1: Ew, look at that person, they must be a Mathis B.

by papijugledembalsinmymouth November 18, 2024

MACHISTA

Same as Machismo when referencing a man with either a J, O or N in the name. Naturally strong, big and gifted in all ways that are man

“That guy Jon is Machista”

by FraeMan March 27, 2025

cheyenne mathis

An amazing funny girl
Shes always bright and tries to bring out the best in people. She tries to keep everyone on the right path all tho some of her friends are on a totally differnt path. Shes shy at first but once you get to know her she wont shut up. Shes a horrible kisser :

Cheyenne mathis means a cool nice girl. Look at cheyenne over there getting them out of trouble!

by Lamp Shade? August 23, 2015

Christian Mathis

A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.

That awesome Christian Mathis.

by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017

Gavin Mathis

Very great one of a kind beautiful better than Evan beetles

Gavin Mathis is the best

by Meatball858 March 21, 2019

James Mathis

One of the loudest people you'll ever meet. Has a funny way of loving someone. But has a big heart. He will be there if you ever need him. Onr of the most caring people ever. You'll know him when you see him by his big smile

But has a tiny butt....

Person 1: "There goes James Mathis"
Person 2: "He has a perfect butt"

by Sgvdhvdutv May 13, 2022

Judge Mathis

A Crackhead

In the first season of the Judge Mathis show, Leslie (Pallotta) Merrill, a former news anchor for WPGH Pittsburgh became the show's court reporter. Her role was to interview the litigants after Judge Mathis passed judgment and rendered his verdict on each case.29 She left the show after season 1. For the reminder of the series, Judge Mathis did not have a court reporter.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023