Lotian

Its was supposed to be lotion but someone spelled it wrong so now we're making fun of them

Me: I'll bring tissues

User:I'll bring the lotian

FHD
LOTION
UYFC

by Hissing June 20, 2019

lotion

Its lotion the fuck

Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck

by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

lotion cake

a piece of ham on top of a cracker smothered in a layer of lotion. good for the soul

" hey can i have one of dem lotion cakez?"
"notta day all out."
"fuck you"
"bye"

by alyssa n jaylene March 24, 2008

lotion

A Topical Analgesic.

Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!

by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004

Motion lotion

CB slang for gasoline or diesel fuel.

Breaker breaker one-niner, this is the White Cobra, I'm stoppin' at The Big A for some motion lotion, over.

by swat1975 August 23, 2009

Kleenex & Lotion

Everything a man needs to get by.

"Dude, have you seen those revealing Megan Fox photos? Somebody fetch me the kleenex & lotion."

by j1138 July 8, 2009