Loading Dock

Backing up against a urinal and defecating into it, either due to commode stalls being occupied, or revenge at a janitor.

Lee was mad at Missy, the cleaning lady at work, so he pulled a loading dock in the men's restroom. Missy had to go log fishing and replace the cherry puck.

by Eman1187 May 5, 2009

Side Loading

The act of having sex while both parties are laying on their sides.

Victor said he enjoyed side loading Lisa so he can watch TV at the same time.

by Brown TeaPot September 10, 2009

Lording

DNS - Did Not Show - The act of talking up your performance for a forthcoming sporting event including actively sledging your mates and other competitors to create an air of superiority, only to not show up on the day of the event.

Norman for months has been talking up his performance and how much he is going to smash it for the forthcoming Half Marathon, but apparently 'Had a Cold' on the day and therefore couldn't compete. Norman did a Lording

by Trott On June 10, 2011

Lidding

The act of performing oral sex whereby the tongue of the person performing it covers the vagina or the anus completely acting as a lid over the body part in question.

Originated in Streatham Vale, London.

I gave her/him a proper lidding last night. He lidded the punani out of me.

by Jamaichindian December 1, 2015

Trunk Loading

v. The act of engaging in anal sex, can apply to a male or female on the receiving end

Grocery checkout guy: "Hey ma'am, need some help loading your trunk?"

Old Lady: "I stopped Trunk Loading years ago, son. Thanks for the offer though!"

by Dreamy Remy September 25, 2009

Timber Lodging

The act of taking a shit while eating a womans pussy

Bryan was Timber Lodging Megan.

by D. Sanchezz December 11, 2006

loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008