library nazi

A sexually frustrated woman who converts bottled up sexual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. She will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, "No sitting on the tables" and "No grunting noises". To sum up, library nazis are generally undesirable women with large ghetto arses.

Tabitha is the epitome of a library nazi

library nazi by Babaoube June 11, 2006

library boy 

A JAT sales person that makes excuses to get out of working.

John is such a Library Boy--he hasn't done a bit of work all day.

library boy by Larry Accordino July 29, 2008

Library Liberal 

rational and more logic based on certain ideas and practices/opinions as oppse to their peers (see: Anarchist).Extremely skeptical on certain things, mainly new fads, alternative medicines and conspiracy theories.

Anarchist: Down with government! Burn the bible! DEAD KENNEDYS!

New-Ager: Big Pharma.....just' sayin'. THEY'RE OUT TO GET YOU AND STEAL YOUR MONEY!

Library Liberal: You guys need to chill......seriously. The last thing people want to hear is you shouting nonsense disguised as your irrational agenda.

Library Liberal by Jimmyfingaz August 21, 2010

Library Hangover

The drowsy, often tired feeling one experiences after spending all day confined in a library studying.

Oona: what's doing tonight? i'm thinking we go crash that party in your street
Anthea: nah sorry, i have the biggest library hangover, i'm just gonna try sleep it off

Library Hangover by anteloper July 14, 2011

library of Babel

It’s a website. Visit it. It’s cool. Like a potato

I’m going to visit the library of Babel

library of Babel by Kierancraft June 25, 2019

library nazi

That @#$%* who works at my school library and guards the bookshelves, saying things like "I'm going to report you kids! How dare you stand and talk by those bookshelves! You are blocking off the other students from getting books!" when there is absolutely NO STUDENT anywhere nearby looking for books (true story.) Will also make sure that no one puts a backpack on a table, and takes a tally of how many students enter the library. Any other librarian who acts in a similar manner.

Man, my school is f***ed up because of that library nazi!

library nazi by Sangochan December 13, 2008

Library Crew 

A crew that spends time at the library for pleasure reading. This name originated from an idiotic rival crew that was trying to dis a educated group on young ones.

We are part of the Library Crew.

Library Crew by books4lyfe October 28, 2006