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Get the Easy peasy lemon squeezy mug.Keith Lemon is an English comedy performer whose real name is Leigh Francis. He is best known for his roles in Bo' Selecta!, Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour and Celebrity Juice.
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When a man gets his own taint juices (a mixture of ass and ball sweat) on his fingers and then rubs it under another person's nose. Named for Don Lemon, it's similar to the Dirty Sanchez, but it may or may not leave a mustache.
by Under Instruction August 15, 2019
Get the Dirty Lemon mug.(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.
Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"
by Spunko2012 October 7, 2010
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Robert: Have you tried Mrs McKellar's Lemon Drizzle Cake?
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like
Stuart: No
Robert: It's fucking tasty shit like
by Stuart The Funnyman December 26, 2011
Get the Lemon Drizzle Cake mug.A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.
Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.
by logic001 June 25, 2010
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Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.
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