by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.
Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.
by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.
by Dry Dock D. February 6, 2024

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024

by Cafc56 January 4, 2018

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016
