Done like a kipper

The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.

*wins gun fight*
“Fucking hell u got done like a kipper”

by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020

Kipper

Racial slur used against white people. Very commonly used against white people who publicly act like they're not racist, and are fighting for minorities, when in reality they are actually racist on the inside.

Dave: Oh my god, look at Kristina. She's such a fucking kipper.

by moonbutch October 28, 2018

kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

Flying Kipper

A large shipment of fish.

I have to take a Flying Kipper over tomorrow

by Henry The Green Engine January 1, 2024

Hunt the Kipper

Hunt the Kipper is part of the trio of party games namely Hide the Salami and Shove Piggy Shove.

Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.

by Dry Dock D. February 6, 2024

Kippers

Slimy fish in Scotland and Boris Johnson wants to marry one because he brought one to a conference.

Hello kipper who do you simp for
Boris Johnson kippers kippers and e

by Summer-E January 14, 2021

Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021