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Kippered it

When someone passes away, usually succombing to a gain of your own.
"Im loaded now man!"
"How come?"
"My Nans just kippered it and she was rolling in the money."
by liaaaaaaaaam August 20, 2009
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Flick the kipper

Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.
Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.
by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015
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Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....
"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"
by Deepestblue March 6, 2013
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Hunt the Kipper

Hunt the Kipper is part of the trio of party games namely Hide the Salami and Shove Piggy Shove.
Usually uttered at suburban dinner parties post drinks, one of the more drunk males may suggest a game of “Hunt the Kipper” where a blindfolded male may engage in this form of olfactory “hide and seek” seeking out the smelliest fanny in the vicinity.
by Dry Dock D. February 6, 2024
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Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.
I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024
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Kipper Hand

When a guy fingers a women and his hand smells afterwards which is known as kipper hand
Man you’ve got kipper hand after fingering that bird
by Cafc56 January 4, 2018
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Fry me a kipper

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016
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