A tall ass man with long limbs... Hair, legs, arms and dick. He is funny, kind and street smart. He's honest, stubborn and very competitive. He cannot spell words for the life of him but can always put a smile on your face. He will be there by your side no matter what and cannot be easily annoyed. Many think he's hot and fucking sexy, yet he also has a very fatherly vibe about him. If a Kalev likes you, whether its a strictly FATHER-DAUGHTER relationship or he wants to be with you... He is serious and loves you so much. Never let go of a Kalev, even if you tried, he wouldn't leave anyways. Kalev is the bestest friend anyone can hope for.
by Shinanagins December 7, 2020
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A soulless and heartless creature that makes life out of appearing in the sight of the dillusional or demented..... or those going insane... They help the process along. Kelets also suddenly appear without warning at times.
These creatures hang around and engulf their victem into the depths of insanity further to the point of no return. They feed off the chaotic thoughts and scattered emotions.... they love the taste of fear...
Kelets do not show any form of emotion outside of the gawking face.... When unhappy they make a loud sound which is most like this.... "UrrR!! URRR!!" and still do not change their expression much at all. The Kelet is an amazing creature of death and horror at which not even the most disturbing of nightmares can phase. They are also only known to attack when touched.... or at a completely random time... they have been known to be utterly calm... then just lean over and bite off the top of your head. Few live to speak otherwise.
A soulless and heartless creature that makes life out of appearing in the sight of the dillusional or demented..... or those going insane... They help the process along. Kelets also suddenly appear without warning at times.
These creatures hang around and engulf their victem into the depths of insanity further to the point of no return. They feed off the chaotic thoughts and scattered emotions.... they love the taste of fear...
Kelets do not show any form of emotion outside of the gawking face.... When unhappy they make a loud sound which is most like this.... "UrrR!! URRR!!" and still do not change their expression much at all. The Kelet is an amazing creature of death and horror at which not even the most disturbing of nightmares can phase. They are also only known to attack when touched.... or at a completely random time... they have been known to be utterly calm... then just lean over and bite off the top of your head. Few live to speak otherwise.
by BiRELL December 1, 2003
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I asked Jim to fix my computer, but he completely keeved it up. I have never seen anyone keeve it up so badly, it won't even turn on anymore.
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