Jizzard Blizzard

Jizzard Blizzard is a sex act in which 5 men and 1 woman gather in a meat freezer. Once in the freezer the men surround the woman and then proceed to masturbate into fans aimed at the woman, so that their jizz is blown onto the girl at once like a blizzard.

Person number 1

"Hey man I was feelin' adventurous so me and my buddies gave my woman a jizzard blizzard!"
Person number 2

"Thats ill, how was it?"
Person number 1
"It was a bit cold."

by Dragonsomen April 17, 2014

Juozas

A boy who, in both appearance and awesome, closely resembles Jesus.

Whoa. That dude is awesome. And look at his beard! He's totally Juozas.

by Anabel Li January 6, 2012

jazzalynn

She is an amazing girl who has many friends and lots of boys have crushes on her.She is the best person on Earth.Dont get on her bad side or you'll regret it.If you are her friend or your hers your very very very lucky.

She is so Jazzalynn.

by You been where with who.MMMMM December 6, 2016

Jelly and Jizzabella

The stripper tag team of Naughty Nurse and Bunny. See Jizz and Jelly for more info.

These two strippers came over last night. Jelly And Jizzabella...... They totally knew their shit.

by dominic chambers April 3, 2008

nivea jizzage

Another word for facial

play on "nivea visage", the popular moisturiser...

"I just splatted my Nivea Jizzage all over your face"

by -anonymity- June 10, 2008

Jizzabelle

Jizzabelle is one of the lead singers for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. CVT will blow your mind, so much so, that you'll probably die. It'll be worth it though. A typical CVT show consists of rabid badgers, demons, the most awesome music ever, doom and the like. Other members include Aquawhore, Silky, Donx, The Touchy Priest and Johnny D., head of Ninja security.

Dude, Jizzabelle just totally made my intestines split open with her teasing and brain-melting screaming, but I love her and CVT Rools!

by Nicoleacvt November 13, 2007

jizzability

A display of support for a candidate on the campaign trail that involves jizz in some fashion. See the political term "visibility," for a non-jizz example.

"I hope he becomes President so I'm organizing a massive jizzability at the local mall."

by John Edwards January 25, 2004