jock

Slang For Dick

This Bitch all up on my jock

by ac February 12, 2004

Jock

The reason i hate waking up everyday.

Fuck you jock stop thinking you can boss everyone around. Wow your good at a sport but your a total dumbass

by The Legend Of Max January 30, 2005

jock

Someone who is both hated and envied by his highschool peers. General term used to refer to a highschool athlete who is not a very kind person, and who usually doesn't take his sport seriously.

"Man, that jerk is just a stupid jock. But he sure does have a hot girlfriend."

by RyanM January 3, 2004

jock

A derogatory term for the Scots. Has origins in World War 2; the Scottish version of the English Tommy was a Jock. Usually either a term of light hearted banter or abusive insult, depending on the context.

All them fucking Jocks north of the border!

by cactusx102 December 11, 2007

jock

A fucking idiot. -.-

See above.

by Silver January 17, 2004

Jock

A retarded musclebound loser who listens to lots of rap and figures he's cooler than everyone else just because he spends a lot of his time playing with balls.

wtach revenge of the nerds... cept substitute old school jocks for these new uber gangstas.... losers all of them...

by the enlightened few January 15, 2006

jock

A short way to referring to a jockey strap. Something all boys had to wear in Jr. and Sr. high school during physical education class. It basically just held your “nuts” up against your body.

We always had to wear our jocks in physical education class. Nobody really understands why they are needed...

by Panchoman December 7, 2006