Jizzy Sanchez

Like a 'dirty sanchez' but with jizz. Girlfriend gets manpaste on her hand and smears over boyfriends mouth and face, leaving him crying like a girl and thinking hes gay because he has jizz on him.

wank wank wank >jizzes<
Girl: ohh look bb
Boy: what babe?
Girl wipes jizz all over his lips
Girl: Jizzy Sanchez FTW!! Pwned bb!!
Boy: screaming like girl nooooooooo, eeewwww/screaming like girl

Jizzy Sanchez by Miss Goatse August 1, 2008

jizzy izzy

The sluttiest bitch you’ll ever see. Basically a tiny Regina George.

That girl suck a hoe she just a jizzy izzy.

jizzy izzy by Jizzy Izzy April 21, 2018

Jizzy woo woo 

When one has had to many redbulls on friday afternoon at work

Im so jizzy woo woo'd

Jizzy woo woo by cj88 February 19, 2009

Jizzy Willy

Where u cum in a girls ear after she gives u a blowjob

Jizzy willy

Jizzy Willy by Megaprime1994 February 11, 2010

Jizzy-Wiz 

Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".

Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz"

Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"

Jizzy-Wiz by Poppa Stuey August 26, 2014

Jizzy Jen 

A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.

Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...

Jizzy Jen by creepa'! December 2, 2009

Jizzy Pickle 

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.

Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.

Jizzy Pickle by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010