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jermya

Sweet,loyal,thick,sexy, a real person and will do anything for you no matter what
Jermya is the most loyal person I know
by Thehumandictionary2140 May 24, 2017
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Ron Jeremy

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.
"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"
by thejennysituation September 5, 2009
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Jerome

The coolest motherfucker I’ve ever met, perfect. Anybody named Jerome can treat a lady fine
Person 1: oh shit who’s that?
Person 2: that Jerome, slick asf

Person 1: save some puss for us damn
by YeeterScooter November 24, 2018
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Jeremy Jizz Dog

when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.
dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.
by B Koch February 8, 2008
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Jeremy Sumpter

The young actor who made his first huge hit in the movie Frailty, but has become more popular with his most recent film, Peter Pan. Definitely completely hot for a kid.
"That Jeremy Sumper is sure one sexy mother trucker."
by baseball_rox_my_world April 12, 2004
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Ron Jeremy

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!
Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.
by Paul in Dubai March 28, 2009
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jeremy kyle

A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.

Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.

The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.
JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!

(audince starts howling)
by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008
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